potatofreek:

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

maybe they are each other’s moms
rhyse:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

i want to skateboard on it

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

Today was our last day of school and my English class thought it would be funny to move our chairs to the other side of our tables. Then our teacher walked in and just walked to the back of the classroom pretending it was the front and it was the biggest anti climax ever

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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quartzcrystalline:

kelledia:

This cliff in Chonburi, south of Pattaya, Thailand, has a Buddha figure engraved in it, 130m tall and 70m wide and is inlaid with gold.
It can be seen from miles away.


wowwee

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

givemehappypill:

A photo I took in the lovely old town of Saarburg in Germany, where there is a waterfall in the middle of the pedestrian area. 
billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.